First they cover your eyes

It's like having a toothache outside your face. I require a shot of love or demoral, preferably demoral.



Anonydoc is dismissive, says do I really expect prescription pain killers for an intradermal inclusion excision. Says to the effect, who are you kidding get an ice pack.

I said it's like someone stabbed me with a fork during lunch. Hell, that's exactly what happened.

Do you know when you get stabbed, it feels more like pressure than a cut. I was awake when they put a tube in my chest (20 years ago) for a collapsed lung. Knife felt more like a heavy stone.

Ah, the mysteries of my suffering. My mind is little disordered, you'll excuse me, but sympathetic women make up for it all. If only I could find one.

The Pooka, she likes to make me laugh, which causes me to go 'ow, god dammit'.
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Anyway the bandage after this will be a Spiderman or Capt. America one. I've got all sorts for when I go back to work someday.